Much Ado About.....

Hello all,

Yeah, I changed my picture.......what's it to you? No, really though, the old picture was in Fuckhead's old apartment with the couch of ours that he gave away and all the DVD's that apparently weren't mine at all and I looked happy. So naturally, that needed to go.

I don't know if you heard this, but I think he's dead.....yeah I heard that too, interesting, isn't it? Fuck with me and you wind up dead. I didn't do it though.........but yeah, he's dead. Dead. Probably from being such a giant douche. I heard that happens to people. Douchebags and Fuckheads just BAM!- dead. It's like an epidemic or something. Can't say what did it, just happened. It was probably from sucking the life out of me...I can only assume. Dead. Straight up dead.

ANYWAYS, I'm sitting here at a Panera, wasting time between work and dance class, pretending to look for a new job, or look into grad school, but definitely not doing anything productive. I could tell you about all of the awkward compliments I've been getting in dance classes, but it's not a full story. I could tell you about the dates I've gone on with a farm boy engineer, but even though I am my mother's son, I'm not a gossip....... I could even tell you about how I am talking to said farm boy engineer right now on facebook while I manically rip out my crazy thick eyebrows, but I won't.

I just have one question for you: What are grape nuts? I had a bowl last night and it's driving me crazy. Grapes don't have nuts, they have seeds. So what the hell is that cereal.