Hello,
I came home the other night just as a rerun of SNL started, Mom was sitting in her spot.
"Hello Mom."
"Hi"
I sit down
"Oh, this a good one."
"Is that Sarah Palin?"
"No Mom, that's Tina Fey."
She perks up in her chair pretending to not have just woken up
"Are you sure? They look a lot alike"
"Yes, I'm sure. You didn't even know who Tina Fey was until I explained it to you after David Letterman noticed it, and anyways this is a rerun."
"How do you know?"
"Because Sarah Palin is trying to get elected, she's not on SNL."
"She could be."
"No, she's not, she's busy."
"How do you know?"
"It doesn't matter. This is a RERUN."
"How do you know? They really look A LOT a like!"
"Because Baby Mama came out months ago and the writer's strike is over now."
"What? How do-"
"That what she's talking about, Mom. If you would just LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING AND ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T JUST ASLEEP FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS, you might be able to keep up."
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