Hello all,
- A month passed until I was due back at court. Even though, all of my friends told me I wasn't going to jail, I still though that I'd wear nice, functional underwear just in case.
-I showed up at the court house with Dad in tow and when I went to the clerks office they told me that I was due a month ago and the poor handwriting on my court date was wrong and that there was a warrant out for my arrest and I wasn't notified. WHAT THE FUCK.
-Drama, drama, kick-ball-change. I cried so hard in front of so many strangers. The judge was a bee-otch and said that I probably changed the date on my court date ticket myself. My public defenders were completely offended by the judge but before you know it I was in a chain gang and orange jump suit and on my merry way to jail through a spooky underground tunnel. Fucked up are the words you are looking for, FUCKED THE FUCK UP.
-More government issue bologna sandwiches, I lost some weight, yay.
-I met a football player from the CFL. I pretended to know what that was until he spelled it out for me. Canadian Football League. He was a very tall, muscular, and handsome black man but the only response I had to him was "Huh, they have football up there? Gee, I bet it's cold. Do they have a gym you use here?" We didn't talk for long.
-Total I was only in my cell for about 30 seconds. Honestly, only 30 seconds. The getting there, signing up, and waiting takes the longest. I knew I had my Dad paying for my bond on the outside, so right when I got in there the bond was posted and I immediately was sent back out.
-The actual jail block was not so bad. 2 stories, open balcony, showers, phone, workout equipment, and you share your cell with one other person at night. Very intimate. With the right person it could be a very romantic detox center.
-When you leave jail, they just trow you out on the street. I had no idea where I was. Luckily enough Dad was there circling the block waiting for me. How nice is that?
-And just to recap, I was in jail for 30 seconds because of some fat cop's poor handwriting. WTF?
More to come.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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